I'm not sure where this is because I wasn't listening, but that's a fucking big dead zone.
So it's MARCH 24 and we are back after two long and grueling weeks of spring break. It's polar bear class time and we just learned that we're all going to die. Again. This is a common theme in polar bear class, along with GLOBAL WARMING and pixies and shit.
OH SHIT THE SAHARA IS CREEPING SOUTH. Someone stop it before it eats all the babies. Speaking of creeping, apparently things creeped all over the place in Bible times. God was all, "Noah, build a big fucking boat 'cause I'm gonna fuck up your shit, oh p.s. take some of those creeping things that creep along the earth and are creeping." Not even kidding. Also, a direct quote.
GOD DAMN POLAR BEAR CLASS IS LONG. (like my penis lolololololol)
Speaking of ... nothing we were speaking of, let's talk about DREAMS THAT INCLUDE BEARD HOODS AND C-SECTION 1-INCH BABIES.
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Actually, let's not.
Polar bear class professor: "I love meat. I. LOVE. MEAT."
In other news, Bryn is a pansy-ass bitch.
XOXO,
Gossip Creeps
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