PUNCHING BITCHES: IS IT OKAY?!

School cafeterias are obvious places for insightful, deep conversations. SO WE TALKED ABOUT IS IT OK TO SMACK A HO today at lunch time. Peter was all "WELL IF A GIRL BREAKS ERIC'S NOSE BECAUSE IT IS SO BIG THEN HE CAN PUNCH HER EXCEPT THEN HE'D GO TO JAIL FOREVER BECAUSE OF SEXISM." ("More like SUCKSISM," says Science Katie.) And then there was some stuff about how girls are bitchass hookers and don't take out trash so we shouldn't pay them money or something. Equal wages for equal work... who the fuck cares?

Okay or HATE CRIME??????

LET'S ALL BE PROSTITUTES, and then you'd actually make the money you deserved, like if you're hot or at least better at flagging down desperate males. Or females. Or trannies. Whatever.

Anyway, we concluded that one time Lindsay punched Eric in the stomach and he puked and it was really funny.

In other news, we haven't blogged in forever because of organic farming (IN THE SNOW WHAT) and also a dog named Panda. Who smelled. But was real cute.

DID YOU KNOW GREENHOUSES ARE LIKE 80 billion degrees even though it's cold outside? Shit mothafucka, that's what's up. Also some salad bits taste like licorice even though they are salad bits. FOOD IS SO WEIRD.

(It's like this entry has come full circle, starting with and ending with vaguely foodish things... but it's not over yet.)

AND NOW FOR A GUEST BLOG BY BRYN, PANSY-ASS BITCH IN RESIDENCE:

"As a guest-blogger, especially in this super silly blog, I feel the need to link to photos of polar bears or dildos or other shitty things that aren’t that funny. I’m not going to do that.
One of the writers punched me in the kidneys at lunchtime today
They also call me a pansy ass bitch.
I have feelings too, I don’t know if they know that.
Both my kidney and my heart hurts
My organs are having a bad day.

JKPANTFWBT (James K. Polk Ain't Nothing to Fuck With Bryn)"

Dear Bryn,
We think you're a pretty cool dood and will punch your organs less.

XOXO,
Gossip Hoes